1. The other day I noticed I had baby poop on my finger....and didn't really care all that much.
2. I routinely pick boogers out of my daughter's nose.
To those who aren't parents, these things probably seem EXTREMELY disgusting. Am I right? I probably would have been horrified before I had my daughter had I found poop, let alone SOMEONE ELSE'S poop, on my finger. It's like becoming a mom has made me numb to anything gross my kid does.
3. I get barfed on routinely. It's something that has been happening at least one time per day for the past 6 months. I hardly even flinch. It is even more disgusting now that my daughter started eating more than breastmilk, and I don't even care. I'll walk out of my house with baby barf on my shirt without even thinking twice about it.
4. Sometimes my kids feet smell b/c she sweats in her sleep. I still kiss them. Yes, I KISS FEET! Though, I better make myself clear, I only kiss baby feet.
5. I wipe someone else's ass several times a day. I don't think I need to explain that one.
6. I routinely have another human being's slobber on my face. I actually get my face sucked on by an infant. I usually have baby drool on my face, or hands, at any given point during the day. Sometimes, it's not even my own baby's, but the baby I take care of's too.
But, one thing I have noticed about motherhood, only my own baby can do these disgusting things without me flinching. Any other baby in the world doing this to me, would probably gross me out. Motherhood is pretty awesome.